Friday, March 15, 2013

President Travels with Royal Food Taster

We've all heard the stories about President Obama flying in a pizza chef each week from Chicago at tax payer expense, we've heard about his multi-thousand dollar dinners with his wife, and the thousand dollar bottles of wine, but this latest revelation takes things to a whole new level.

Sen Susan Collins (R-ME) hosted a luncheon for the president earlier this week.  The attendees dined on succulent Maine lobster.  Unfortunately, the president was forced to just watch everyone else eat as his mouth salivated.  You see, he couldn't partake because his royal taster was not present.
“He looked longingly at it,” Collins continued. “He honestly did look longingly at it, but apparently he has to have essentially a taster, and I pointed out to him that we were all tasters for him, that if the food had been poisoned all of us would have keeled over"

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