Thursday, July 19, 2012

Obama: Remain Calm, Paralegals are on the Way


Every time Obama hits the presidential campaign trail, leftwingnut zealots begin falling at his feet.  Such was the case in Roanoke, VA last Friday when approximately 20 Obama supporters fainted.

Thankfully, Obama was their to calm the panic.
He reassured them that "paralegals" were on the way to offer help while he finished talking.
Considering Obamacare has ballooned to more than 13,000 pages of regulations, Obama's "medical" advice may be more accurate about the future state of health care than we care to think about.

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