Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Because You Can't Beat Free: It Pays to Vote, Literally

Lots of good freebies out there today if you have one of those elusive "I Voted" stickers. The easiest way to get one of those is to vote, you cheap bast%$ds.

Get a free hot election doughnut from your local Kripsy Kreme.

Nothing goes better with a fresh doughnut than fresh coffee, so drop by Starbucks and get your free cup of java.

After lunch, stop by Ben & Jerry's and get your free scoop of their normally over-priced ice cream.

Don't like ice cream? Well, you can drive to Chicago-based Eli's Cheesecake and get a free slice. If you want to save some gas, you can go online for a special election deal.

Lastly, if you want to get your kinky on, the New York-based adult toy store, Toys In Babeland, is giving voters a choice between two "toys".

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