Wednesday, June 11, 2008

NKC Bans Smoking But Leaves Strange Funk Alone

As expected, North Kansas City officially banned smoking in restaurants, bars, and other businesses (by other businesses, we mean not casinos) last night. The ban passed 7-1 by the city council (NKC residents had no say) and calls for fines from $50 to $500 for repeat offenders.

No word on if the new ban addresses the foul odor that permeates through the streets of NKC and is probably giving everyone who roams them anal cancer.

2 comments:

Smelly in NKC said...

NO SHIT! LITERALLY!!!! WTF IS THAT SMELL IN NKC?!?!?!?!?!?

The only time I can stand that smell is when I have a cold and then I suddenly start craving Chinese Food!!!

NKC just banned the wrong offensive odor!

yup said...

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to Riverside I go....

I'll take my smokes, it is no joke, hi ho - hi ho hi ho hi ho.

Oh yeah, that means I'm taking my business with me. And since NKC is practically vacant after business hours, I guess NKC won't care.

My first prediction: NKC Bowl will have to hire extra cops as there will be a bunch of young smokers constantly hanging around the doors for the summer.