"On this day in 1862, a small group of Mexican troops overcame overwhelming force to win the Battle of Puebla. Today, we join together to remember the sacrifice that these Mexican patriots endured."
- John McCain
We knew McCain was getting a bit senile, but this announcement takes the cake. Which country does John "manchurian" McCandidate think he is running for president of? We were under the assumption it was the United States, but apparently it's actually Mexico.