Friday, May 16, 2008

Jared Allen Proves Alcoholics Should Not Open Bars

Jared Allen's Sports Arena permanently closed its doors on Wednesday, less than two weeks after Allen's trade to the Vikings.
“Business was down, and the name wasn’t helping us any,” said Jose Alvarez, an employee who was in charge on Thursday. “The bills were behind and stacking up, so they decided to close it.”

It's too bad really, we were truly looking forward to Jared wining, dining, and sixty-nine us at his restaurant this season.

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