Never wanting to leave our union friends without a source of income while they are on strike, we've scoured the net and found this gig, which they should be more than qualified for.
NASA is looking for individuals to lie in bed. The job pays employees $5,000 a month just to lie there, no strings attached. We realize this might not be as easy as the GM line job they walked out on, but at least the pay is similar and the skill set is pretty much the same.
Since we don't want our union friends to have to do any extra work than is called for in their employment contracts, like actually reading the article linked above, they can click here to go directly to the job application.