You can file this one under who the f**k knew. Turns out the 2008 9-ball (that's pool talk for all you Internet nerds) championship was held right here in Kansas City over the weekend. And we all know nothing can bring out the crowds for such a momentous event like a celebrity appearance. Unfortunately the organizers of this highly publicized event chose Tonya Harding as their celebrity of choice, either that or they only budgetted a buck thirty-five for talent. In either case, we can only assume the general lack of PR surrounding this event was a result of unsuspecting reporters getting clubbed in the knees, and thus found themselves incapable of making their deadlines.
Fortunately for those of you who like your women cheap and your drinking establishments even cheaper, you likely got to partake in the full Tonya Harding treatment as she butchered Shania Twain's "The Woman in Me" at Side Pockets the other day. Just in case you weren't one of those lucky few, you can check out the video here, courtesy of TMZ.com.