Here are just a sampling of Emmy winning reporting from KC's best "journalists":
- WDAF 4 - 5.2 Earthquake Rocks Midwest, KC - Quake, what do you want to do with your life? "I wanna rock!"
- KCTV 5 - Earthquake Rattles Metro Residents - We'll put money on the fact that Katie Horner was probably hiding under a mattress by this point.
- KMBC 9 - Small Earthquake Recorded in SE Missouri - Some honest reporting, that was later pulled when they realized all their facts were wrong.
- KC Star - Did You Feel the Quake? Tell us About it - Apparently the Star is waiting to unleash the fury of the quake until tomorrow's paper. Curse you quake for waiting to until after they went to press!
At least KSHB 41 stuck to the facts, 5.2 Earthquake Felt in Missouri. Imagine, actual news reporting in this town. What is the world coming to?