Is your "consensus" not holding up under scientific scrutiny? Well, than this workshop is for you!
For just $19.95 the highly trained attack dogs at the NRDC will work with you one-on-one and teach you everything you need to know about defaming those who oppose your viewpoint on climate change.
Be one of the first to sign up for this once in a lifetime workshop and we'll throw in $5 million worth of carbon offset certificates. Hurry, space is limited!
Our representatives are standing by to take your reservations!