Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Chuck Norris Calls for New Kind of Border Fence

Now that the Department of Homeland Security has scrapped the "vitrual fence" project as "impractical and ineffective," Chuck Norris (yes, that Chuck Norris) has come up with a new plan.
[W]e don't need a security fence at all. All we need to do is to post signs and position manned trucks at key points, just like our government does at Area 51, the top secret military airfield in remote central Nevada, around which there are no fences or walls. There is never a breach or unwanted border crossing there, at least that we hear about! And why? Because the boundary sign reads and is never questioned, "Warning: Use of deadly force authorized."

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