Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Olathans Getting a Little Something Extra in Their Water

Unless you are privileged enough to live in O-town, you may not be aware that there is nothing on Earth like an ice cold refreshing glass of Olathe tap water. It's rich in minerals, contains fluoride to help keep your teeth nice and strong, and now includes the FDA recommended daily dose of dysentery thanks to the burned body of a young women found floating in the water at the treatment plant.

Ah, nothing but pure refreshment!

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