Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Meet the Unsexiest Woman in the City

Sarah Jessica Parker has been voted the unsexiest woman alive by readers of Maxim magazine. She said hearing the news was brutal.
"Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world?"

Yes, you are. You're fugly. What else can we say?

At least she had some sympathy for her 40-something year old man-child husband, Matthew Broderick.
"It upset him (Broderick), because it has to do with his judgment too. It's condemnation, it's insane. What can I do?"

As Ferris Bueller once said, "The question isn't 'what are we going to do,' the question is 'what aren't we going to do?'"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Honestly, she has a nice body, but as they say, "she has a body to die for and a face to protect it."

The wart on her face makes me think about the scene in the movie Uncle Buck between John Candy and a woman with a similar feature. John Candy gave her a quarter and told her to go get a rat to gnaw that thing off her face. Ditto for Sarah.

Obviously there are less sexy women. But Sarah set herself up for this by playing the role of a sexy, single NY gal who can get anyone she wants. Had she played a role in CSI or SVU, I don't think she would be taking so much heat.