"Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world?"
Yes, you are. You're fugly. What else can we say?
At least she had some sympathy for her 40-something year old man-child husband, Matthew Broderick.
"It upset him (Broderick), because it has to do with his judgment too. It's condemnation, it's insane. What can I do?"
As Ferris Bueller once said, "The question isn't 'what are we going to do,' the question is 'what aren't we going to do?'"