Wednesday, March 12, 2008

KS Woman Stuck on a Toilet for 2 Years!!

First there was the couch lady. Now there is the toilet lady.

In what will ultimately be filed under the worst case of constipation section of the Guiness Book of World Records, a Ness City, KS woman was taken to the hospital to have a toilet surgically removed from her rear-end. Doctors said her skin had grown around the toilet seat. Rescue crews had to use a pry bar to remove the seat so that they could transport the woman to the hospital.

Her boyfriend, Kory McFarren, called police when he became worried that she had not left the bathroom in more than 2 years.

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' [Ness County Sheriff Bryan] Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

Whipple went on to reprimand the woman, "I warned her before she went in there to not squeeze the damn Charmin. When are people going to learn?"

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